I think i just ranched in my shorts. "so so tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef. that im a vegitarian and i aint FUCKIN SCARED OF HIM" 3 oh3 Lyric. Thought it fit with the theme.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
The best of tourette's guy
At first you think its just a joke, but this guy really does have tourettes and he drinks a lot which makes it worse. In one part he is being asked what he wants for breakfast and has a beer in his hand. He makes for great entertainment and quotes that dont get old
Charlie the unicorn and candy mountain
Just try to watch this ridiculous clip with out smiling or laughing.
NFL fantasy players
Not really stupid of funny, but how cool would it be if they could actually do this stuff.
Terry Tate office linebacker
He just messes some fools up, but what ever helps you company stay on task right.
I have a mustache
You know the girls hes talking bout. The ones with the little peach fuzz stache that is to little to shave but enough to notice haha. love it
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Mr. turner DUI
Yeah I was drinking but I wasnt driving. People think up some crazy stuff when they are drunk.
Friday, January 23, 2009
Jim carrey as Jim morrison
He is an amazing actor but this is really good and unexpected from him and its funny crap
Thursday, January 22, 2009
best bathroom prank ever... prob. not allowed in the states
What a bad feeling to run out of the bathroom mid shit. that would suck...but funny
wake up drunk in a pond
Yeah he could have very well died but its all for the sake of a good drunken memory and laugh
ride home from bachelor party prank
this guy thinks his life is about to end so says hey ill scream too.
Woman really dont know cars
these guys just mess with this poor lady telling her all these crazy things are wrong with her car and she believes it lol wow
World's greatest nachos
There is a small town called Chadron in Nebraska, and a small gas station thinks they have the worlds greatest nachos. Watch out Mexico and taco bell becuase here comes CommonCents!Portland people in the snow
Granted the road is a sheet of ice but some of these people just can't drive for crap.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Fat kid stuck in water and gets shot with paintballs
he thinks he all cool acting like a nature boy, then his friends ruin his fun. You got to love his girl screams.
Robert De Niro and Joe Pesci call a Redneck
They give this redneck a piece of all the good mob quotes.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Sunday, January 18, 2009
You never know whats hiding in the dark
I would have freaked out to if there was a gorilla sitting next to me... good times
Cracked out guy destroys strangers car
This is some crazy crap. I would have ran this guy over if this happened to me.
Friday, January 16, 2009
The Principal's Office- trouble for grinding at a Dance
These 2 guys were called in to talk about grinding at a school dance and the entire time they are just making a huge joke about it and touching each other it is funny as crap. "I was touching his butt, you didnt see that did you"?
7 year old takes grandmas car
He just wanted to do bad things becuase they were fun. I get where hes coming from. One time I was mad at my mom when I was 3 so I bit her shoulder. I know what its like to be lost in this crazy game of life.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Kid slaps mom on Dr. Phil
This little fat kid and mother seem to not get along very well. He shows her whos the man of the house though. Shes not the boss of him.
MSNBC Producer Goes Nuts On The Air
This is one of those jobs when you just wake up everyday and your like I just cant wait to go to work today. I know its gonna be a good day.
Bro rape
This is just making fun of all those douche fags at parties that act all cool with there popped collars and pre ripped jeans. It is one of the best vids to show how dumb people really are. "the cops should be inside testing the prints of fingers
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Dumb cop finds something funny during frisking
Ha ha wow you should be able to know what your touching. What an idiot
Fat kid P90x workout
This kid will never live this one down. You have to love the turbo punches though. I bet those are pretty effective.
Totally Oblivious
People really just don't pay attention, they bring a picture in between the two people and switch out the person with the map and no one figures it out. They even did it with a white and black guy.
Exercise ball face plant
Before the kid did this what did he think was going to happen? he was just going to bounce back up or what?
Know when to open your mouth
I dont think this guy actually thinks for a second before he opens his mouth on live tv. Its almost uncomfortable to watch this guy be so ignorant.
Blind high 5
Look at the cane in his hand dumbass. He is blind he cant see your hand when your trying to give him a high 5. Good stuff.
Cop and wife eat pot brownies and call 911
Wow, this is awesome a cop thinks he is dying by eating pot. He is so dumb and so funny at the same time. He asks the lady what the score to the red wings game is haha. He ended up getting fired, I guess for good reason. Just goes to show you dont do drugs.
Liquor store break-in
This guy thinks its a good idea to get drunk and then try to break into a liquor store, but he does it from the roof. How smart do you have to be to try something like this, and to make matters worse he can't get back out. I love how he pushes around a cart though like he is actually shopping. Good stuff.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
The good word
This is a skit of the ever so determined door to door people trying to spread the good word of god, but these guys add in a little sense of humor and stupidity.
Guy freaks out in coffee shop
This guy is nuts. I love how he talks out loud like people really care. It is funny how stupid some people really are but at the end he says it best... he wins.
Pretty much everywhere it's gonna be hot
It takes the man a few seconds to understand the woman's poor attempt at humor but after he gets he gets it. I love his face when he is trying to understand the joke.
Worst best man
Well at least no one will forget this wedding, but it might put a damper on it. Poor husband though he will never be able to hang out with this guy again.
Bug in Mouth Brings Out the Street in Reporter
He is all calm and professional then goes from Carlton to hood in seconds
Unforgivable
You might need to watch this multiple times to really think this is funny, but this guy is hilarious. He says the dumbest crap but it is funny because he is just messing around, and yes they are really in the middle of bum fuck nowhere
Angry office guy
You know when you can't get logged into your favorite online game site you do some crazy shit.
Water bed prank
This is one of those things you might get a little upset, but you would probably laugh after you kick the managers ass. Its good stuff though and would be funny as shit if it didn't happen to you.
Rack em Willie
This guy is funny as shit, he drinks and there is a pretty good shot he has maybe experimented with some drugs just maybe, but hey that is his journey. Rack on Willie
Bear says hello to a news woman
He just wanted to say hello to the nice lady by giving her a pat on the back and a big bear hug. Really though how smart do you think it is to bring a giant ass bear into a news room and have it sit with everyone like its about to get interviewed like a celebrity.
How to screw with a telamarketer
You know when you get that call from a telamarketer you just hang up or say you dont speak english, but this guy takes it to a new level and gets the telamarketer to shit a brick.
Cop vs skateboarder
This fat ass cop loves driving around in his little queer car and bitch at young "dudes". He was probably the guy in high school who got picked on a little by everyone and decided to become an over wieght, power tripping fag with a badge. Just a criminal on the other side of the law.
Iraqi Jumping Jacks
In the great USA we have to learn complex moves like this in pre-school, but i guess athletes aren't just born in every country. Some of them are danceing, and otheres are just tossing their arms around in the air with jump added in, but either way it is really funny to watch
Monday, January 12, 2009
Drunk Midgets
So I do feel bad for this little guy. He's an adult but due to his height, the only job offer he could get was as a Leprechaun in some type of show. I would be drunk as well. However, how stupid do you have to be to think that at the grand ole' height of 3' 5" you can spit in a full grown mans face? He just gets completely owned by this guy.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Party like a rockst... douchebag
This guys looks like he knows how to have fun at a party, or a gay bar.
Redneck Limo
When you put on your canadian tux and hop in the back with that certain someone, you know its gonna be a special night when you jump in the back of this glorious machine.Bubb Rubb and Lil Sis.
The whistles go WOOOOO!!! Yeah that probably wouldnt't get annoying or anything driving around with that speical edition added onto your car.
Pinky the fun loving cat.
This is Pinky, he's a male cat...available for adoption...a very loving cat... SOLD I would be there in a flash!
Grape lady
Maybe she should have stopped when they said stop, and you know the people back in the studio are trying to hold in their laughs.
Afro Ninja
"You want me to show you tough i'll show you tough"
"I NEVER LOSE"
"I hope you like pain"
He jacked his head up!!!!... watch his nunchucks go flying
"You guys are going to like this one"
"What kind of wood is this"
My New Haircut
You know exactly the kind of guys he is trying to make fun of in this video, and he does a perfect job of doing it. "yeah this collars popped because im the fucking man and everyone should know it"
Berries and Cream
If your a little lad who loves berries and cream, then im sure you will think this is so stupid that you cannot help but to laugh.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Star Wars Kid
Im sure a lot of you have probably seen this but hero's get remembered, but legends never die. Star Wars kid will be fighting off bad guys until he dies, and we salute you!
This is an old yet classic video of absolute stupidity at its finest. My favorite part of this is I lived in South Carolina for a number of years and this would be considered an insightful answer in many classrooms. My history book about the CIVIL WAR was entitled "The War of Northern Aggression". Seriously?????? If thats how you teach your children about significant historical events than how do you think they are going to be able to answer a question like this one.
Monday, January 5, 2009
Sunday, January 4, 2009
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